The place where capitalists go when we win, comrade. A sleepover camp in scenic Siberia, with lots of fun activities to do (whether you want to or not). When the Communist Party tells you to go to gulag, that's where you better go. For the great gift of gulag, we have no-one but Stalin to thank.
Capitalist: I'm terrified what's going to happen now that the damn Reds have taken over this country!
Communist: Do not be frightened, silly capitalist! We will send you to gulag.
Capitalist: Er, that sounds scary!
Communist: It is not scary but very good for you. Go and you will see.
(Some years pass.)
Former Capitalist: Comrade, I have been changed for the better. No more capitalism for me, I am ready to work hard for communism!
Communist: See, I told you!
by phukker April 24, 2020
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Where Boys become Men
Boys I've won the gulag. Now I'm Man
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Having an argument or in a sticky situation.
Sorry boys, I can’t come out, I’m in the gulag with the Mrs’s...
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working atmosphere with Meet Doshi on his personal website, www.wave-gaming.com
Man, Meet Doshi is Stalin. Maybe fifty years after his death Russia will get better.
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A state of being with so drunk that you don’t remember anything within the last 12 hours. (It’s pass blacking out)
“What happened last night?

“Bro, you hit the gulag
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The most Magical place on earth
"So, billy, you just took the pie-eating world record! what are you going to do now?"
"I'm going to the Gulag! the most magical place on earth!"
by Zerbetersmitch February 14, 2007
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