Swede

n. a boxhead.
Swedes are known as boxheads due to their squarish heads.
Often used to describe a thick, dull, brutish fellow that is prone to drunkenness.

That Swede was such a boxhead that he had a Volvo and a Saab.
That Swede's noggin was box-shaped so that is why he was called a boxhead.
Shall we go to Ikea to see the boxheads?

by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006

Swede

Citizens of the country Sweden. Pretty much the same at their neighbors the norwgians, just gayer.

I go to IKEA a lot. Dies that make me a swede?

by No, I am not shrek May 12, 2018

Swede

Camp as fuck.

Swede is camp as fuck

by NiggaH8r25 June 13, 2019

Swede

A truly frightening powerlifter from the United States who can drop 550 pounds on to his chest and not die. I've seen this with my own eyes. He might be immortal.

Don't try to lift that, you ain't Swede.

by CrystalLight December 6, 2014

Swede

n. An annoying foreign roommate of any origin. Named for KL, Swedish foreign exchange student.

"I'd invite you over, but the Swede goes to bed at 9:30!"

by Z September 24, 2004

Swede

Head

"Dat Mu'fukka godda mo-hoosive swede goin' own!"

by Twostepwhiterockniggawivvanitchytriggafinger October 3, 2003

Swede

One who feverishly avoids any form of work, often times can be found at the DMV during business hours, or surfing Ebay. Loves music groups similar but not limited to the Scorpions, Bonfire, and Montrose. Frequently renown for lying to employees by promising $100 and a day off in trade for working extra days. Incapable of working or even showing up on saturdays. Throws away others recycle and shoes whenever he deems necessary. Often looks up to and models life after a notorious Dutchman known only as Jansen.

Man that Swede is really hard to find that swede bastard must be at the DMV!

Man that swede owes me a hundred bucks!

by Leif Nillson February 19, 2008