1: Wow Kate Upton looks so Susan today!
2: I know right? Perfection!
1: Dude Spoon's music is so Susan. The harmonies fit so well together.
2: I wish I was stoned.
2: I know right? Perfection!
1: Dude Spoon's music is so Susan. The harmonies fit so well together.
2: I wish I was stoned.
by TheBuddha October 24, 2014
The most beautiful girl in the world. Her smile will bring joy to you and everyone around you. She will keep your secrets safe and never break your heart. But be sure not to get on her bad side because she will kill you. She also pretends to be a bunny and likes to hops around like a bunny.
John: Hey do you know Susan?
Steven: Yeah she is in my class.
John: Does she ever hop into class?
Steven: Yep, she is known for that!
Steven: Yeah she is in my class.
John: Does she ever hop into class?
Steven: Yep, she is known for that!
by laggyissteve January 21, 2013
Known as a super senior, cranky, jaded, "been-there-done-that" Flight Attendant. She resembles a woman whom has been working for 25+ years. Usually in her 50s-70s. She is keeper of all galleys and a master hoarder of provisions. A woman who sought out a glamorous life of traveling the world as a Stewardess, only to bitch and complain about issues with the job/airline company. A woman who clearly used to enjoy the little things in life but somehow lost the ability to see the purpose of enjoying anything at all so is left to inflict misery and suffering on everything and everyone. Some will go as far a to check every phone to make sure they're on airplane mode. Wears hair clips and scrunchies, crocs, clarks boot shoes, quite possibly endless amounts of makeup (i.e. Blue eye shadow, rosy cheeks, hot pink lips, and probably fillers).
When Susan complains about the free Shuttle and that we arrived too early to the airport. “We should of taken an Uber!!” Thanks Susan.
Susan: "I miss the good ol' days of travel. When people dressed up. Our service was so nice."
Also Susan: *does not give passengers choice of cookie or pretzel* "It's too much work! You have to repeat yourself!"
Susan: "I miss the good ol' days of travel. When people dressed up. Our service was so nice."
Also Susan: *does not give passengers choice of cookie or pretzel* "It's too much work! You have to repeat yourself!"
by SassyStew July 18, 2018
Susans are the most strange people you can meet! They are so unique you get shocked, but also so beautiful by heart you cant stay away. They are so pure you just want to hug them and protect them, like a tiny and innocent puppy.
Can also be crazy like a monkey and make no sense at all. Having a conversation can make both you and Susan confused, which can be hopeless at times but also just funny when killing time.
Beautiful or not, she is a keeper!
Can also be crazy like a monkey and make no sense at all. Having a conversation can make both you and Susan confused, which can be hopeless at times but also just funny when killing time.
Beautiful or not, she is a keeper!
Did you see that girl, Susan?
Yeah dude, she was so strange!
But she was pretty though, funny too
Agreed man, totally agreed.
Yeah dude, she was so strange!
But she was pretty though, funny too
Agreed man, totally agreed.
by 4DaWin April 2, 2015
Susan tends to be a bit dramatic at times, but she will love you unconditionally if you are loyal in her worst times. She's funny, smart and pretty, even though she sometimes can't see it. They're always living in a dream, so you have to be open-minded when you're involved with someone like her. There's a freaky side of her when you get to know her well and if you're lucky, she will show it to you. This type of girl, will change the world one day.
by Larson Larry February 10, 2019
by SusanTracy March 30, 2008
Daaaammmnnn did you see that girls hair? She must be a Susan.
"That's why her hair is so big-- it's full of secrets"
"That's why her hair is so big-- it's full of secrets"
by skirp512 January 28, 2013