sump pump

A sump pump is a pump used to remove water that has accumulated in a sump pit.

My old sump pump is too loud!

by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007

Sump Fucker

someone who fucks someone else in a sump with the girls head in the dirt and while you talk to your best friend at the same time

Yo that bitch is a sump fucker

by Mike adorno a.k.a Creep May 23, 2008

new jersey sump pump

See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.

Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?

Mike 2: Sure man!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017

Sumped

Sumped is the past tense of simp

I sumped for Draco Malfor

by Yourmomsfuckbuddy December 22, 2020

sump

Female version of a simp

Sally the Sump: I just bought him a whole ass house and a car and we're not even dating!
Jebby the Pimp: Sis, you're a sump!

by athalon January 24, 2021

Saltburn Sump Pump

The act of the slurping semen and dirty bath out of the bottom of a shower/bathtub after another person masturbates while taking a bath.

I still can’t believe Oliver Saltburn Sump Pumped the tub after Felix was done taking a bath

by The anonymous sump pumper January 21, 2024

Sump

Someone you must please

Person 1: Oh my God she is definitely sump

Person 2: I know right

by Melissa 101 September 14, 2020