by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007
Get the sump pump mug.someone who fucks someone else in a sump with the girls head in the dirt and while you talk to your best friend at the same time
by Mike adorno a.k.a Creep May 23, 2008
Get the Sump Fucker mug.See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.
Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?
Mike 2: Sure man!
Mike 2: Sure man!
by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017
Get the new jersey sump pump mug.by Janessaa April 9, 2020
Get the Sump mug.Pronounced Dim-sum. Dym Sump is a style of Chinese cuisine. It is prepared as small bite-sized portions of food served in small steamer baskets or on a small plate
If Dym Sump was ever added to the dictionary, I'll die. Legit. I will Kill myself. How was your weekend btw? - Nattalie Tehrani
by raven-craft July 6, 2020
Get the Dym sump mug.One of Trumps many sycophantic white house staff, who get such a raging boner from his position of power they basically act like he can do no wrong and will defend his position at the cost of everything; behaving like a simp only much worse, hence the term Sump.
Mitch McConnell: "Dude it's been almost 5 minutes and no-ones licked Trumps asshole! Where the hell is Seb Gorka?"
Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
Mike Pence: "Nah, he's gone bro! Trump fired him, he was way too much of a Sump!"
by GatorBoy96 August 9, 2020
Get the Sump mug.A person simping for Shrek. The only acceptable form of simping.
Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.
Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.
Person 1: Watcha got there?
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.
Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.
Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.
Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.
Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.
by Vasen August 17, 2020
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