Butthole Spaceman

A gay astronaut.

Synomyn: Ass-tronaut

by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010

Spaceman Spliff

A joint made with small hemp paper which doesn't get you high - it gets you spacey.

Whatup, I have a lecture in half an hour, let's go have a spaceman spliff to get just a little spacey.

I need a spaceman spliff to put me to bed.

by Spaceman1 October 4, 2010

When someone takes a dump onto a piece of tin foil that was on someone's nake chest. (similar to a hot carl)

Jeremy was sleeping naked and I ate a lot beans that day so I decided to give him a brown spaceman. It was out of this world.

by rob huxel July 9, 2011

The day of the week for partying when you're in space. Due to there being no calendars, it could actually land on any day of the week.

You going to Spaceman Wednesday?
But it's thursday... isn't it?
NOT IN SPACE!

by RikkiRockstar November 24, 2008

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

by beavis4666 February 28, 2012

An insult refering to ugly ass alien looking humans who may possibly have blended in with our species.

Tommy: You did you see the dude who looks like the alien emoji?
Rex: Oh yeah, You mean the Spaceman?

by Realest State August 9, 2015

A person who does or says some crazy shit that makes you question if they are really from this planet.

"Alyuh ever feel that stars is just giant light bulbs?"
"....Wah kinda Spaceman talk is dah bai"

by RealMadFrogs January 2, 2022