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my space 

A website made for sex-craved teenagers who have nothing more to do than cyber-fuck someone they think is 18, but is actually 35, and lives in his mother's basement.

Myspace was made by Satan himself, and is run by Hitler and his Nazi army.
Oh yes, Hitler's still alive. Just to keep this whore-riffic site going.

Teenagers eagerly check their Myspace accounts every five minutes, hoping for a new comment, and instead find nothing.
Often, when they do find a comment, they will bitch about it, sobbing as they think "omg how kuld dey sey dat bout me?1/!?!1//", then go to slit their wrists like the little emo children they are.

Point: Myspace = Death. Don't do it kids.
Kid 1: Oh, let me check my My space.
Kid 2: Okay.

Kid 1: *reads comments* ... Razor, please.
Kid 2: Always keep it next to my computer. *hands it to him

Kid 1: Blood orgy?
Kid 2: Yes please.
my space by Shmooks July 16, 2008

my space 

As of July 1, 2005, The My Space Website is the 4th mosted visited site on the Web with over 5 million users. It's a great place to meet people, share pictures, and have fun conversations.
Tijuanero's my space page is the funniest.
my space by Paisa July 14, 2005

My Space 

One of the coolest places on the web ;)An online community in wich you can meet thousandas of people from all over the world. It lets you create and fully customize your profile page, and even IM and create blogs.
Aren't you that punk girl in "my friends" from My Space?!

www.myspace.com
My Space by rafarafa August 18, 2005

My Space 

1.A way of getting rapped, Kidnapped, and molested.

2.Rape
Example 1:
Mom: Where did Jenifer go?
Daughter: She made a My Space page .
Mom: Oh.
Example 2:

The girl was MySpaced yesterday at the mall.
My Space by user_namer July 8, 2011

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