A website made for sex-craved teenagers who have nothing more to do than cyber-fuck someone they think is 18, but is actually 35, and lives in his mother's basement.
Myspace was made by Satan himself, and is run by Hitler
and his Nazi army.
Oh yes, Hitler's still alive. Just to keep this whore-riffic site going.
Teenagers eagerly check their Myspace accounts every five minutes, hoping for a new comment, and instead find nothing.
Often, when they do find a comment, they will bitch about it, sobbing as they think "omg how kuld dey sey dat bout me?1/!?!1//", then go to slit their wrists like the little emo children they are.
Point: Myspace = Death. Don't do it kids.