A website made
teenagers who have nothing more to do than cyber-fuck
someone they think is 18, but is actually 35, and lives in his mother's basement.
by Satan himself, and is run by Hitler
and his Nazi army.
Oh yes, Hitler's still alive. Just to keep this whore-riffic site going.
Teenagers eagerly check their
Myspace accounts every five minutes, hoping for a new comment, and instead find nothing.
Often, when they
do find a comment, they will
bitch about it, sobbing as they think
"omg how kuld dey sey dat bout me?1/!?!1//", then go to slit their
wrists like the little emo children they
Point: Myspace = Death. Don't do it kids.
Kid 1: Oh, let me check my My space.
Kid 2: Okay.
Kid 1: *reads comments* ... Razor, please.
Kid 2: Always keep it next
to my computer. *hands it to him
Kid 1: Blood orgy?
Kid 2: Yes please.