(n) Secret Nazi torture device disguised as a comfortable, one size fits all blanket for the poor and elderly;synonymous with shame and levity.
Helpless, dazed, and severely confused snuggie user: "Aahh, make it stop! The poor, back - open design and obvious lack of fashion sense has left me alone in this IHOP parking lot with a bare buttocks and a strange, perpetual loss of my sense of direction!
by Pooperscooper! November 5, 2009
it is a sexual term for when a man cums on a mans/womans chest and slaps a blanket on it. in a sense it is the reverse superman.
the blanket then sticks on and it is called "the snuggie"
the blanket then sticks on and it is called "the snuggie"
as jim was unloadingt his cum on janice, he slapped the blanket on her chest and asked her how she liked "the snuggie"/
by starqueesha327 January 24, 2012
The act of full body planking on someone laying face up and remaining there motionless. Usually forehead to forehead.
Man 1: What's up dude, what did you do last night?
Man 2: My girl came over but she tried to snuggie me while I was on the ground watching TV.
Man 1: What?? You were snuggieing??
Man 2: My girl came over but she tried to snuggie me while I was on the ground watching TV.
Man 1: What?? You were snuggieing??
by random_pickle July 29, 2014
The blanket that makes monks want to punch you in the face for jocking their wardrobe. It will ruin your sex life.
"Dude, I bought one of them snuggie jawnts, and I haven't gotten laid, and I look like a retarded monk".
"HEY, MY MOM'S A MONK!"
"HEY, MY MOM'S A MONK!"
by spankbearx69 April 7, 2009
a freakin backwards robe! dont wear it, u'll look like a tool. especially dont wear them in public either, people will stare and they will laugh and u will feel like an idiot. but it does allow u to do incredibly simple tasks while still looking like an idiot. but to all u nerds they look great for ur jedi battles. so if u wanna feel retarded go buy one...they even give u a free flash light. yay?
by AWESOME! March 18, 2009
by Sultan Sean October 28, 2009
Possibly the best blanket ever known to man kind, i mean seriously, You can just like sit on the couch and die or something. but at least you will die warm!
Dude 1: Are you sure that guy is dead? he's warm
Dude 2: Naw man, He is wearing a snuggie!
Dead guy: hell to the yeah
Dude 2: Naw man, He is wearing a snuggie!
Dead guy: hell to the yeah
by ZappyDoo January 16, 2009