Snow Day

The act of waking your partner up by screaming, "SNOW DAY!" and proceed by ejaculating in his/her face.

Richard: "Wake up Jane, It's a SNOW DAY."
Jane: "Are you serious?!"
Richard: "It is now!" *jizzes on face*

Bob: "Dude, I gave that chick I banged last night a snow day this morning! Then she made me breakfast."
Dylan: "You've got yourself a real winner."

by dizwhore September 20, 2015

Snow Day

When you are so hung over that you miss work or some important meeting or task that puts your career in jeopardy.

Dude, where the hell where you today....?

I was out til 4 am doing shots for Lea Anne's birthday and took a snow day.

Bryan took a snow day after partying all night and missed an important school board meeting...

by b.hanback June 10, 2008

Snow day

when you stay home from school or work for no reason other than to simply relax and stay home.

kid 1: hey why weren't you in school yesterday

kid 2: i took a snow day

by thekid718 December 15, 2009

Snow Day

An excuse for missing work. Normally associated with having sex with a gay man named snow.

Brian is taking a "snow day".

by Woody Johnson November 20, 2006

digital snow day

Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.

Co-worker 1: Our internet is down.

Co-worker 2: Woo hoo! Digital snow day! Let's go get coffee.

by deca August 23, 2012

snow day roulette

A dangerous game of chance in which a student chooses not to do any of his homework, counting on the next day of school being a snow day.

The term comes from Russian Roulette.

"Dude you got the math homework?"

"Dude...it's snowing out...I'm playin snow day roulette, baby."

by Andy Hall February 28, 2005

snow day girl

the girl you can cuddle up with on a snowy day, stay warm with under the covers, watch a movie, and drink hot chocolate

Bro 1: "Yo man it's sick that classes got cancelled today. You tryin to shred this powder up?"

Bro 2: "Nah man I think I'm gonna hit up my snow day girl, throw on a movie, and sip on some hot coco."

by Mr. Moves December 18, 2010