snark

to covet or hoard the ladies at a sausage fest party

Dude mark is totally snarking all the hotties here!

by mklizzle April 18, 2006

snark

1. to have playful, fun sex. (intransitive verb)
2. to pleasure one's partner in bed (transitive verb)

1. We snarked all afternoon.
2. We snarked each other until we were too tired to move.

by Confederate dunce February 22, 2007

snark

s sexy woman or hot chick

"that chick is snark" or "...she was a snarky bird"

by wazza June 20, 2003

Snark

A creature defined in Lewis Carroll's "The Hunting of the Snark". Decribed as those creatures "that have feathers, and bite, and those that have whiskers, and scratch".

"If your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
Fetch it home by all means—you may serve it with greens,
And it’s handy for striking a light.
You may seek it with thimbles—and seek it with care;
You may hunt it with forks and hope;
You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
You may charm it with smiles and soap—”

by Snark Hunter April 18, 2008

Snark

n.

1. Biting, cruel humor or wit, commonly used to verbally attack someone or something.

"Wow, this Quicken stuff is great: I can see how frelled I am by week, month, or even full color pie chart!"

by Scaper-X January 17, 2004

snarking

To answer with a very sarcastic attitude, but one that appears sincere. Sarcasm without the tone.

"I have faked amnesia, so no I can't remember. Are they really?" asked Miley Cyrus. "Yes, clouds are really pink." Said Barack Obama, snarking at Miley.

by Will U.F. Kurse November 11, 2013

Snarking

A derivation of the word, "snark," or "snide remark." Snarking is the act of making rude or critical remarks or otherwise "pranking" another person, normally anonymously and online.

John: Did you read the comments posted on your blog?

Jane: Yeah, "bigteninch" is this assole from work who is pissed because I wouldn't go out with him. Now he's snarking me.

by Hampstead May 21, 2010