Me- "Hey man, why's yo face bleeding?"
Man- "My ghetto ass wife through me out da house and hit me with a smoothie."
Me- "A smoothie..."
Man- "Yea, you know, that thing you smooth yo clothes out with."
Man- "My ghetto ass wife through me out da house and hit me with a smoothie."
Me- "A smoothie..."
Man- "Yea, you know, that thing you smooth yo clothes out with."
by JHand2011 October 26, 2010
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This is a Brazilian Wax job on a man. It is when the hair on the balls, taint, and even the asshole gets stripped off.
I got a smoothie and it was the most painful thing that I have ever done but well worth the reaction that I got from my girlfriend.
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by anamendes July 4, 2018
A sex act which a man inserts his penis into the vagina and does not touch the girl with his pelvis the entire time. As he does this, he massages her back.
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Dude! Last night I went to the movies with this chick, and when I started making out with her, she stuck her tounge deep in my mouth and gave me a smoothie.
by masterah October 7, 2009