In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live
Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live
Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!
by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021
During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn
James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it
by Deadinside45 October 16, 2022
by boobs22 October 22, 2020
During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.
Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you
by azjented November 2, 2022
by bruv325 December 14, 2020
a day u can bully ur short frends and yk what, this day comes everyday, so feel free u bully ur short frends cuz haha :)
"ur short bitch and ykw tdays world short people day so try reaching those shelves as much as u want :)"
by a tall person 101 November 2, 2021
For the rest of 2021, you can throw any person under 5’6 as much as you want. No permission required.
by TheMagnifikle October 27, 2021