A discarded shoebox that houses elements that you associate with memorable events in your life. Like your first movie tickets, your best friends' letters to you, birthday cards, pictures of family... etc.
In a sentence: Anna said, "I've never been to a Michael Buble concert before; these tickets are definitely getting parked in my shoebox memories."
by scribblernibbler January 4, 2011
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When one thing is a type of another thing, but the inverse is not true.
A thot is a hoe, but according to the shoebox theory, a hoe isn’t necessarily a thot.
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When, in the act of sex, a man inserts various knick-knacks and curios into the girl's piss-flaps.
Man 1: Oi, bruv, you see that bird?

Man 2: Yeah, bruv, she's got a bit of a limp, doesn't she?

Man 1: Romanian shoebox, mate.
by A man who does stuff October 28, 2011
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When you stick your foot in the mud, and then into a girl's vagina. Shoe is optional.
Dude, I heard Micah gave Krista the Dirty Shoebox!
by The Shadow Wizard! March 7, 2011
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Joey: so man, how did you get that DVD?
Jimmy: Shoebox Cash.
Joey: WTF?
Jimmy: I put money in a shoebox every now and then.
Joey: Oh.
by caffeine_binge April 16, 2011
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Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.
So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.
by barber of seville April 12, 2019
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