shitfuck

an alcoholic beverage consisting of EVERYTHING you can find around you, may it be multiple kinds of alcohol, condiments such as mustard or even dirt. anything goes. youll feel shitfucked afterwords

lets go make shitfucks guys i love not remembering what happened the night before

by MarMyd June 7, 2007

shitfuck

An alternate method of identifying an individual who pleasures others with anal sex, especially if there will be fecal matter involved.

you are obsessed fucking my ass, you shitfuck!

by SkillShit May 20, 2005

shitfuck

When you miss the hole.

<< It has to be sad really short and fast>>

Person X: Ohh it feels so tight!!
Person Y: WRONG HOLE MOTHERFU****!!!!!
Person X: Oooooo shitfuck!!!!!!!

by CheperitoPepperoni March 27, 2017

shitfuck

A pathetic attempt by people with no language skills to say something using only the words they know. Used by morons who don't know any words other than f*** and s***. There are many synonyms which are much more creative, interesting and precise in meaning:

shitfuck (noun)= retard, idiot, jerk, imbecile, punk, moron, cro-magnon, etc...

Reporter interviewing random person on the street: "So, what do you think about the economy these days?"

"Fuck this shit, shitfuck!"

Reporter: "Can you tell me where someone smarter is?"

by spinningtabletop February 16, 2009

shitfuck

To kill someone with a pie to the face and a knife to the chest. You wake up the person by standing over someone holding these two things. After you kill them you place a sign on their body saying "You've been shitfucked!"

I'm gonna shitfuck that bitch bag if she fucks my boyfriend.

by Zachary Pine February 8, 2010

Shitfuck

A combination of two profane words used to vent frustration.

Shitfuck! Where is the god damn twinkies?

by Deeeeeee-Jay Jenkins November 22, 2009

Shitfuck

1. v. To engage in anal intercourse with an individual whose rectum is full of feces, resulting in feces covering the erection. 2. n. An act or instance of shitfucking. (Vars. shit-fuck; shit fuck.) Note: This is not the everyday type of getting-shit-on-your-dick that happens all the time with ass-fucking; this is the intentional fucking of a shit-filled ass.

Because he had invited me over for a nice long shitfuck I made sure I held my shit in all day long. He loves to shitfuck me.

by Mr. Shitfuck July 15, 2011