A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.
The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
by Mcmacmucsons January 2, 2008
An opening move in chess. It is performed by throwing the heaviest piece on the board (usually the Queen or a Rook) at the back of your opponent's head when they turn around to get drinks. If successful, this move causes an instant checkmate and prevents the playing of any further games against this opponent.
Person 1: "Oh snap, he just used THE FLYING SCOTSMAN TO DENVER!"
Person 2: "Oh man, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
Person 2: "Oh man, and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
by cosmicllama December 10, 2010
MAN1:"My girl was over last night."
MAN2:"Oh really? What did you two do?"
MAN1:"I gave her the old Scotsman's leg up!"
MAN2:"Noice!"
MAN2:"Oh really? What did you two do?"
MAN1:"I gave her the old Scotsman's leg up!"
MAN2:"Noice!"
by Nobody1011 February 11, 2016
To be good at talking and indeed at convincing people to do your bidding through verbal means. Akin to the expression - "sell ice to the eskimos".
Historically an English expression, it originated because Scots are notoriously tight with money.
Historically an English expression, it originated because Scots are notoriously tight with money.
John: Wow that Henry certainly has a way with words...
Will: You're right! He could talk a Scotsman out of a penny.
Will: You're right! He could talk a Scotsman out of a penny.
by Kenwyne Jones May 3, 2010
Something that can happen during sex:
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.
When the bed collapses, but you take a big swig of irn bru and keep banging.
by Gfield August 21, 2021
A person who's idol is Stig of the Dump. He loves to dress like a tramp and loves his Stig of the Dump cologne (Which has a scent of shit in it).
The Dumbass Scotsman normally has either a J or a K in his initials. In some circumstances a mixture of the two can cause serious malfunction of the persons common sense.
by wurly_45678 August 20, 2008
The strawberry Scotsman is a alcoholic cocktail constisting of 500 ml (~17.6 fluid ounces) of strawberry cider , and 2 shots of Scottish whiskey (assuming the whiskey is 40% abv)
Hey bro , I'll have a strawberry Scotsman
by gayostioporosis March 5, 2023