scoff 

bitch cough

Carlie does not cough because coughing is for peasants, she scoffs instead.

scoff by Potato Taco September 23, 2019

Scoff-Law 

A law that can be largely ignored or broken without consequence.

“Hey man did you see the new No-Smoking signs they put up around town?”

“Ppfh, that’s a total scoff-law bro, here hit this.”

Scoff-Law by Christian Handersun June 22, 2022

Scoff 

A big meal. The word is used in Cape-Breton Island, Nova Scotia.

"I made a big ol' scoff, want some?"
"Sure, b'y."

Scoff by Tigerzeye December 7, 2022

Scoff 

A cross between a squid and a goof

"That little scoff just goofed me for my money"
"Wheres my money you little scoff"

Scoff by Ghetto Hillbilly December 13, 2023

Scoff Fest 

Going to an eatery/restaurant and absolutely stuffing your face. Shovelling as much food down your gullet as possible. The person who troffs the most is the winner.

Let's go to an all you can eat buffet and have a scoff fest!

Scoff Fest by Royal Belly March 25, 2024

Shoff swap 

When having sexual intercouse and one switches from the vagina to the anus quickly and then looking at your penis to judge if analingus is safe.

"I can't beleive he tried a shoff swap on me, but when it came out clean he made me forget my concern."

Shoff swap by LesserGod March 1, 2005

Shoff swap 

The switching and/or swapping of microwaves, even when they aren't the same kind :o)

(After taking back a microwave and trading it for a different brand and much better one...)

"We just pulled a Shoff swap!"

Shoff swap by Oh geeze... December 23, 2004