The Schiavo

A sex act when your partner acts like a life support vegetable while you are banging her and she just makes undecernable noises during sex!

Last night I asked the wife if we could get busy? She said "I am really tired, can we just do The Schiavo?"

by spawnmanuli August 20, 2011

Schiavo

n. - A woman who, by way of an eating disorder and coma, brings attention to herself and her family.

adj. - Characterized by the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

v. - To assume the look of either a mentally retarded individual or one in the vegetable state.

"Hey, look at the TV, it seems we have another Schiavo on our hands."

"Haha, check out this bum, he looks so Schiavo."

"OK everybody Schiavo on three, this is gonna be hilarious!"

by Chris April 10, 2005

Schiavo

another word for marijuana, or a state of mind after smoking some dank. aka Terri Schiavo...

"Hey homie, you got any chronic?"
"I got that Schiavo."

"He smoked himself Schiavo"

by Jacob Juelz September 16, 2006

Schiavoed

To get fucked up on drugs or alcohol to a point where you cannot move or talk.

Matt is so Schiavoed right now hes been laying there all night. I think its time to pull the plug.

by Gonzom85 April 12, 2010

Schiavoed

When you or someone else gets WTF Pwned and turns into a vegetable, much like Terry Schiavo. She was the chick they pulled the plug on although the dick husband wanted to make her suffer.

Damn, you just got Schiavoed bitch!

by Kirk a.k.a Big K April 30, 2007

Schiavoed

When someone is absolutely WTF Pwned and ends up looking like a vegetable.

Damn, you just got Schiavoed bitch!

by Kirk a.k.a Big K April 30, 2007

Schiavo

n. The act of doing something absent minded.

Mommy, Bobby pulled a Schiavo on me.

by Pippynizzleyo June 11, 2005