Nothing burger scenario

A nothing burger or a nothing burger scenario is a though,object,person or scenario is so ridiculous that its almost meaningless like a nothing burger. It means nothing

Man the though of micheal jackson releasing a new song is so nothing burger scenario

Nothing burger scenario by daboiisready July 29, 2023

Jesus Freak Scenario 

Meeting a cute girl who seems like she's into you only to be completely turned off from her upon reading that she describes herself as a "jesus freak" on her facebook/myspace.

dude1: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you've had your eye on for a while?"

dude2: "total jesus freak scenario man. don't bring that shit up"

Jesus Freak Scenario by asdfasdf212 September 28, 2011

Breast-Case Scenario 

1. A situation in which breasts may present themselves, leading to a night that cannot be improved (breast-wise).

2. A set of breasts that cannot be improved (surgery or otherwise).

Jeremy: How did that hott, tasty piece turn out last night?
Robb: We went back to my place; it was a total breast-case scenario.

Corlin: Did you see that babe walk by just now?
Robb: I know: total breast-case scenario!

Breast-Case Scenario by Robb the Knob 937 February 4, 2010

scenario 

Scenario / Situation

What's the scenario?

scenario by cameo March 12, 2003

Kite Runner Scenario 

A situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and butt-raped by Middle Easterners. The term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini.

(In Gears of War 3) "Ben, where the hell were you?! I was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my shit while you were hiding! Stop putting me in Kite Runner Scenarios!"

"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.

Kite Runner Scenario by CommanderPoopyPants October 12, 2011

sex scenario 

An experience with sex.

One time suzy shoved his penis in me and it felt so gooood.

I cummed all over her and she swallowed every last bit of it.

*sex scenario*
Suzy handcuffed me to the bed and shoved my erect penis into her pussy until I orgasmed. She then sucked my dick and licked off all of her period blood.

sex scenario by cuddlebear May 26, 2014

scenario-tic 

A pattern of speech that might seems excessively tragic or dramatic.

When someone phrases sound scenario-tic then they might had gotten caught up & gone way too dramatic.

“ I’m a widow with 4 children, my husband killed himself when the debt had incurred, I’d to work everyday and during holidays continuously just to keep my children alive & healthy and be totally carefree ” Said Mary

“ That sounded so scenario-tic” said the interviewer

scenario-tic by Maro1d__ September 25, 2020