Pandemic Proposal 

Proposing marriage to your partner during a pandemic - often out of haste, panic or heightened emotions.

"Did you hear Damian and Giannina are engaged?"
"Total pandemic proposal"

Pandemic Proposal by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 24, 2020

clarifying proposal 

'clarifying proposal' or 'defining resolution' or 'defining proposal' is a summary that is also used to reveal an underlying problem to an obfuscating author such as a conman without giving away awareness (by the victim) of the conman's scam.

I am an agent with a buyer who wishes to buy your property but we wish to carry out due diligence first so we offer a deposit whilst conveyancers are engaged. The con is that the agent takes a commission from the conveyancer then the purchase falls through. The seller does not wish to reveal their suspicion of the con so offers a 'clarifying proposal' being: instead of a deposit let the buyer pay all the seller's conveyancer fees.

clarifying proposal by VapourTrail May 6, 2021

slimy proposal 

Another term for ejaculating into your partner as you propose to them.

As Marie walked down the aisle to her soon-to-be husband, she could only blush when the memory of his slimy proposal replayed in her mind.

slimy proposal by Dominion444 August 9, 2023

Indecent Proposal 

A variation of the doggy style sexual position in which the male raises his left or right foot and moves it forward to lay parallel from the recipient's torso.Thus allowing for deeper thrusts and quicker more rapid entry.

She said she wanted it harder so I gave her an indecent proposal. needless to say, she was pleased.

Indecent Proposal by Elmac January 27, 2009

plunger proposal 

a distinctly unimpressive and under-planned engagement proposal, esp. if it occurs in a crass context

you know he asked her to marry him right after he plunged the toilet/switched lanes/flossed/picked dandruff out of his hair? what a plunger proposal

plunger proposal by aidel maidel May 11, 2014

Job proposal 

When someone tells you they have a job and will make you some descent amount of $$ for as long as the "job" lasts. It could involve dangerous and illegal things.

Bro i got a job proposal for you tonite meet me in the woods for more details

Job proposal by TrueDstory June 2, 2016

Vagabond's Proposal 

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as an efficient and businesslike request for sex. Just like the Desperado's Wager, but in situations where desperation is not a factor.

I was too tired to go through with the typical protocol of prowling on Saturday, so I performed the Vagabond's Proposal on Terri. I was still home in time for Survivorman.

Vagabond's Proposal by billcosby7 September 27, 2010