the act of machine intercourse,
to have machine intercourse

She is phucking her cell phone.
by 3.14thagoras July 12, 2008
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1. Totally and royally screwed.

2. The act of sexual intercourse.

Especially useful at work or in settings that control and/or monitor emails through the use of filters.
Poff is so PHUCKED when you leave!!
by jdmjr March 20, 2008
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One day my f key jammed and I couldn't write anything with the letter f. I solved it by the following post.

Uck the letter that is next to letter d on my keyboard is busted. Its ucked! But don't worry ive worked out a way around this and its phucking good!

Now most of my friends use it. I find its kind of a ladies way of swearing online!
Phuck that!

Im a lady I don't phucking swear.

Phuck
by Nat-Nat22 May 22, 2014
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Stick something sextually into an outlet it can be anything
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New species of animal discovered in kew by a crazy philanthropist half duck half pheasant the phuck
Oh my god have you seen that fucking phuck
by Hummy November 24, 2013
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Phuck sounds just like the word fuck. It means the exact same thing as fuck, but it is used in a slightly more non - offensive manner. Phuck me!
by Foreskin Ripper June 28, 2023
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