chia pets 

when u agree to something and are happy about it .

girl : u wanna fuck ?

boy : chia pets!

chia pets by chodeiusmaximus October 18, 2008

harro pets cookie

harro pets cookie is when harro pets cookie !

/me pets cookie

harro pets cookie by HaRRo June 4, 2004

Forum Pets 

A place for horny hypixel forumers or people who simply want to have a conversation without being interrupted by 'cum' or 'sex' in the process.

You know at first you were kinda a Forum Sweats out of 10 but now you're a Forum Pets out of 10. Can I marry you?

Forum Pets by rembutquaglet January 26, 2021

G-pets 

An un-valued Grandparent; a push over, filthy rich, easy, and laid-back Grandparent.

My G-pets are taking me shopping later!!!

G-pets by Raine tones December 21, 2011

Wonder Pets 

The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"

"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."

Wonder Pets by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015

TW Pets

A great place to get ripped off.

My wallet got ass-raped at TW Pets.

TW Pets by Super Guatemala Man February 20, 2008

Wonder Pets 

To work together as a team

John: Jake and I are about to Wonder Pets the shit outta group project
Karen: You're whattt?
John: We are gonna work as a team to kick ass on the project

Wonder Pets by Legend27 February 19, 2021