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To take a shot of jizz in the eye while expecting it in the mouth.
She took that perkins like a trooper but it did cause pink eye.
Perkins by Robert Aldridge December 10, 2006

Perkinson's 

Sitting on a toilet, shaking uncontrollably after eating 'breakfast' at 1:30AM at a Perkin's Restaurant.
Those mini chimis and pancakes are liable to bring about an onset of Perkinson's Disease.
Perkinson's by VolvoDumbass September 3, 2009

perkless 

A job with no benefit whatsoever other than earning a crappy salary and taking crap from your boss.
Jim's job is perkless, he should quit and save himself the hassle.

That freakin job is so perkless!!
perkless by agale71 December 7, 2007

Carly Perkins 

Probably the coolest chick alive. She's random, caring, funny, smart when she doesn't try to be, spontaneous, doesn't care what others think, loves with her whole heart, and forgives easily. She sees the happy side of everything and try's to spread that happiness even if it means embarrassing herself or never giving up until you learn how to too. Always in her own little world, doesn't worry too much. When she's angry she doesn't hold on to the anger for long. She laughs a lot and loves to smile. It's almost contagious. Loves meeting new people and treating them like life long friends. Gets along with anyone. She's shy if she feels judged and doesn't like judging even if she can't help it sometimes. Sees potential in anyone and has got your back if you got hers. Too nice and doesn't expect anything in return until she feels used. Goofball hardcore and 100% correct all the time. Competes to win and loves it. Just amazing. The end:)
Crazy
Awesome
Fun

- All I know, is I'm never gonna let Carly Perkins go.
Carly Perkins by JealousOfHer January 1, 2012
a lovely family resturaunt.
yo, where you want some brunch, tamika?
shanaynay c'mon gurl, youz know i love dat perkinsz!
perkins by brittany June 18, 2006

pertainess 

To pretend your being a ass but your really not!

pert - anus
Your friend calls you a fuckhead but dosn't really mean it!

He or she is pertainess
pertainess by Dj Dirty Dale September 19, 2008