Pavel

A Pavel is a verry boring human beeing. The most boring

Damn he is a Pavel

by WannaBe17123 October 30, 2020

Kapitan Pavel

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.

Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan

by Shrek pillow March 17, 2021

Pavel

An adjective used to describe a person, typically female, who is annoying, middle age, has a high-pitched voice.

"OMG that chick is such a pavel"

by Just Put In Whatever October 20, 2018

Pavel Phoom

A sexy beast that’s mind is 50% of the time is clouded by the thoughts of Dome or sexual objects 😏 he’s a very handsome man that can make anyone fall for him with just a batter of an eyelid. He’s my husband.

Pavel phoom is so freaking handsome!

by PAVELENTHUSIAST October 24, 2019

dirty pavel

When you knock a girl out with your iPad and proceed to stuff microchips into her vagina to turn her into a robot. You then fuck her ears and hack her.

Dude, she said she prefered Android so I gave her a dirty pavel.

by DezziBills May 13, 2015

pavel datsyuk

excellent hockey player for the detroit redwings. Hard shot and he dangles mother fuckers like no other. Known mostly for his triangle shaped head.

Kurt: Damn that pavel datsyuk has a triangle shaped head dude.
Joe: I know man but hes the shit.

by joseriviera October 26, 2006

Pavel Surprise

Using a dirty sanchez finger to un-cork a hot carl while pulling out scrotal hairs.

"Last night was so romantic. He lit candles and spread rose petals on the bed. Then he gave me a Pavel Surprise."

by Mark Middleton March 31, 2009