Pastel 

Referring to the texture of skid marks left in the toilet bowl after taking a large, sticky dump of high viscosity - similar to the “oily” or sometimes “gummy” texture left on an art canvas when drawing with crayon-like pastel art sticks.

“Nicole! You left you’re pastels in the toilet again... you need to remember to flush more than once!! Why don’t you eat some spinach or something!”

Pastel by Rusty Violin 🎻 January 4, 2021

Pastel 

A color so bright its not a color it becomes a way of life

This is so pastel its not even a color

Pastel by Megan Spooner July 14, 2003

[Pastels] 

a term referring to high school, soon-to-be college frat boys who possess the confidence to wear pastel, button-down shirts in an effort to show off their year-round tans achieved through their jet-setting parents who travel frequently throughout the year to exotic destinations most people only dream about.

I witnessed Brittany hanging with a group of pastels at the high school pep rally.

[Pastels] by pubjunkie February 27, 2016

Simp-pastel 

Pastel, pastel is a big simp. Periodt
Pastel-simp is a friend in our group that thinks fictional women are more important then real life women.

Pastel-simp likes to simp with fictional women and YouTuber men.
Simp-pastel is a very rare kind

Simp-pastel by Sweettesttrash March 28, 2020

pastel 

when something is so amazing you have to use a more colorful word to describe it.

did you see that dance move? it was so pastel.

pastel by jonny t-shirt April 26, 2009

Pastel Gangster

Pastel Gangster- Pastel Gangster is someone who is very sweet and innocent, until you mess with them or someone they love.

They know how to be polite and reserved at the right moments, but also has a mouth full of quick, sharp, and sassy comebacks.

Pastel because their outward appearance is usually either; bright, reserved, and flowing.

Gangster because you wouldn't expect what comes out when you hit a nerve. Fist raised, bold stance, and oozing confidence.

Person 1: "Wow, do you know about Lana Del Rey?"

Person 2: "Yes! She's so Pastel Gangster."

Person 1: "?"

Pastel Gangster by pastel_gangster July 27, 2014

Pastel 

A color so washed out, that it's really light. And it's soooo adorable. For instance, Easter colors.

Man your room looks so soft and pastel!

Pastel by Elliot_the_pastel_llama042706 September 8, 2017