Dutch Hood Ornament 

When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.

I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.

Dutch Hood Ornament by WTFuck July 10, 2014

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament 

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.

"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament by TigerToe August 17, 2015

ornamental 

a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show

Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him.

ornamental by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

hood ornament

a girl's clit ring

Hey Ashley let me see your hood ornament.

hood ornament by jeff caton August 19, 2003

St. Louis Hood Ornament 

Taking a shit on the hood of someones car, leaving them a hood ornament out of your poo.

Originated in the suburbs of St. Louis MO in St. Peters.

My neighbor blocked my driveway again so I left him a St. Louis Hood Ornament

St. Louis Hood Ornament by Stinger_Defecation February 26, 2010

toilet ornament 

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

toilet ornament by Shaqburger July 1, 2003

butt ornament 

the left over tissue stuck one's butt after covering the toliet seat with tissue(toilet mummy).

I walked out of the bathroom with butt ornaments hanging out my pants.

I went to take a shit and my toilet mummy left me with butt ornaments.

butt ornament by jody the super trooper March 8, 2010