Bumpy's Bounty

A large blob of the good stuff. A post-coital ejaculation on a willing recipients forehead or face.

Phwoar ! Look at her/him,the only thing missing on that near perfect face is a blob of Bumpy's Bounty.

I met a lovely caring man last night,after we had sex,he wanked off over my forehead and gifted me Bumpy's Bounty.

by Bill Tuppence. December 08, 2010

Bumpy eyes

When you can't keep your eyes open

when you try to stay awake but your eyes are to tired you get the bumpy eyes

by Blameablegore July 21, 2016

bumpy rumpkins

A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.

Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.

by Debocalypse July 02, 2014

Bumpy Helmet

Having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man's erect penis. It is caused by misuse and torture of one's cock. The bumpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.

"Milton had a boner but due to his enormous bumpy helmet on the tip of his cock he lost his balance knocking Craig's reports off his desk."

by Fergloch August 25, 2010

bumpy face

What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.

Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?

Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!

by JenThe80'sFan February 04, 2004

Bumpy Ride

Term used to discribe receiving a lap dance from a flatulating stripper.

Justin: Did you just finish eating Taco Bell?
Stripper: Yes Sugar, now sit back and relax. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Justin: If I tip you with pocket change will you go away

by SouthTroyCore January 22, 2014

Bumpy Rectum

A rectum that is bumpy, due to excessive lovin'

Lucas loves Megan May's bumpy rectum.

by brinyrash1 February 13, 2009