Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Obtuse Willis 

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.

"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."

Obtuse Willis by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Obtuse Squabajuice

when a nigga be on that regie

Your an obtuse Squabajuice head ass.

Obtuse Squabajuice by ThickNiggaAlex June 15, 2018

obtuse caboose 

1) a: a big fat booty (as opposed to "a cute" booty)
b: a tushy exceeding 90 degrees
c: an exceptionally wide train car bursting at the steams
d: the rear region of an obese person
e: an incredibly vast rump

1) "Wow! Look at that obtuse caboose!"

2) "Hey, Can you move? I can't get around your obtuse caboose."

3) "Hey, you need to train to turn that the obtuse caboose into a cute caboose!"

4) "Let's take a tour of the obtuse caboose!"

obtuse caboose by geometriclogos November 25, 2019

obtuse nob 

A phrase or insult used to describe your spouse, particularly handy during a disagreement.
Generally implies that your spouse is stubborn and has an opinion opposite to yours.

You are an obtuse nob!

obtuse nob by Stuart K December 14, 2008

Obtuse Angle 

90 to 180 an angle is obtuse
This angle is kinda fat it’s got a big caboose

Jimbo’s caboose was 142 degrees, so it’s an obtuse angle

Obtuse Angle by JimboDeanKarabiner98kGewehr98 May 1, 2022

obtuse factor 

obese faggot

isa: oh wow that girl over there is obese and a faggot
vivi: OMG no dont say that in puic, lets use code words shes an obtuse factor

obtuse factor by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 28, 2023