A Zelda themed position that, at least, involves two males, two females and a protractor. (Can involve three males and three females, but such complexity is rarely successful since it requires a second protractor).
Link is pretty lazy, so when he uses the obtuse triforce position , he gets Navi to hold the protractor.
by BluePine7 December 05, 2012
Get the The Obtuse Triforcemug. A phrase or insult used to describe your spouse, particularly handy during a disagreement.
Generally implies that your spouse is stubborn and has an opinion opposite to yours.
Generally implies that your spouse is stubborn and has an opinion opposite to yours.
by Stuart K December 14, 2008
Get the obtuse nobmug. Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
Get the Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shakemug. Engaged in the doggy style position on a posture pedic bed. The guy starts raising the bed with the remote driving her head into the mattress that is raising. This creates an obtuse angle with the bed and the doggy atyle becomes an obtuse angle because he is pushing her head into the raising part of the bed.
We snuck into an empty room at the hospital and I raised the bed and went full obtuse on that nurse.
by The obtuse guy June 18, 2016
Get the full obtusemug. by angelkween69 February 20, 2022
Get the Obtusemug. Yeah, no, you're doing it.
Hym "You're being obtuse because you don't want to have to accept that you're a piece of shit. 'WhO kNoWs!? Maybe-' Maybe nothing bitch. You steal my future I WILL STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'S and I CANNOT GIVE BACK WHAT I AM GOING TO TAKE. It isn't US. It isn't OUR. You are fucking HIM... So you don't get my shit without paying. You fucking sneak-thief."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
Get the Obtusemug. by JimboDeanKarabiner98kGewehr98 May 01, 2022
Get the Obtuse Anglemug.