When you can see/hear your neighbour(s) having sex
Did you hear the neighbour sex last night?
by OneFezzyBoi September 16, 2020
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an old hag who harrases you and has nothing to do with life
why is he so mean?
hes my god damn neighbor dude
i know just why tho?
BECAUSE HES MY NEIGHBOUR AND WE HATE HIM
by papi~! January 24, 2018
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The term "Nosey Neighbour" is a sexual manoeuver where one might part the anus or vaginal lips to simulate that of a "curtain twitcher" peering out to gather intelligence on an unsuspecting resident. The move can then be followed through with a flick of the tongue or merely a quick sharp sniff.
The curtains in question can be gently parted or ripped apart like a rampant rapist. Depending on how nosey you feel at the time....
Me and Dooley had a great night at the Theatre on Friday.
He took me to the West End to watch a wonderful production and then we ended up back at his place where he forced me to hovver just above his face and gave me quite a forceful "Nosey Neighbour". The twitching went on for nearly a minute... But it was amazing
by LordWard November 1, 2010
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When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.
Wow! Gina and Vince came over last night and drank a 40oz. Mike (neighbours husband) I can't believe she spanked the neighbour. Brittany I made her have three GTs also
by Mikesmithatl December 25, 2016
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The people who are a digit either side of your phone number- Many a friendship has been struck up by saying hi to a text door neighbour.
Woody- 'Hey Dan, what happened when you got in touch with your text door neighbour?'
Dan- 'Absolutley nothing witheither of them- both were nutters!'
by dan_the_01 August 11, 2008
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A play on 'beggars can't be choosers' – you get what you are given and don't complain, you can’t avoid them, they are your neighbours. Even though the very sight of them fills you with despair because of their passive aggressive notes and incessant complaints about noise, the bins etc.
"I heard your neighbour was complaining about your messy garden again"
"Pffft, neighbours can’t be chooserss"
by mummazumbe July 21, 2015
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Someone who used to live next door to you; either they moved away or you moved away
Guy 1: Who is Josh going on a date with?
Guy 2: Girl named Olivia.
Guy 1: How does he know her?
Guy 2: She is his ex-door neighbour.
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