basically a little dickhead. this person will wear a faggy flat-bill cincinnati reds hat every day yet he has never claimed to be a fan until this year. he's not above going blues brothers and wearing his sunglasses at night and he has been known to associate with an "old lady." he's also douche enough to still root for lebron james.
Dude, you're a fucking needle dick
by Berry Blueman October 10, 2010
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They don't call him needle dick the bug fucker for nothing!
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Male genetailia in which can fit into ones exposed or unexposed pores
Erin: Hey! Whatd you do yesterday?

Cole: The usual, i went to the forest and used my needle dick to penetrate the pores on many small animals.

Erin: Oh.
by Erin Bomb January 1, 2010
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a penis that somewhat resembles a needle in both size and girth
Lloyd Cremer has a needle-dick.
by Matt Keogh May 20, 2003
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A term used to describe a person usually of swedish origin who participates in the world or warcraft player vs player aspect of the game.

A needle dick usually talks in a loud voice, shouts alot regarding PVP and is rude to fellow players.

Being a needle dick in The world of warcraft comes from having a small penis causing alot of anger and frustration.

The following places are where you will find needle dicks:

Outside Ironforge Dueling
Any of the PVP arenas
Outside Dalaran Bank doing gear inspections for pugs
VOA on a wednesday
HoN - heroes of newerth
Battle.net

Spamming trade with the following: "LFM ToC,Naxx,udluar *ITEM RESERVED (usually grim toll or trinket of some sort* must link achievement, stats & epic"
Dave: How was that new priest in your 2v2?
Mike: All he did was shout at us and get really agressive
Dave: was he SWE?!?!?!? :))))))
Mike: Yes, how did you guess?
Dave: You've just experienced a needle dick

Garry: Why did that undead mage start jumping after he killed me?

Steven: Must be a needle dick

Baz: WTF HOW COULD LET HIM KITE YOU, ARE YOU RETARDED OR SOMETHING? **Sigh**

Larry: Stop being such a needle dick
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a very long sharp skinny penis much like a needle
god that guys needle dick hurt last night
by Bag of tea June 8, 2009
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