The act of performing cunalingus on a special female while she is on the toilet taking a dump. The smell may be horrific but when its your turn to take a dump and get a blumpkin, the result will be EPIC!! P.S you are a sick bastard...
Steven decided to give his girlfriend a moon pie because she promised to give him a blumkin. Steven doesn't discuss this experience!
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Get the Moon Pie mug.A sense of cosmic well-being, induced by injecting lots of sugar typically from candy intake. After A Moon Pie, a typical source of some excessive sucrose intake.
A Southern working man's lunch, a Moon Pie and an RC, typically helps induce the afternoon Moon Pie high.
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Thomasina had a thoroughly bad day and could not wait to get home, kick off her shoes, and swallow several teaspoons of condensed milk. Moon pie high, here it comes!
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Get the Kentucky moon pie mug.A round face therefore, it is shaped like a moon pie. Most of the time the face is either fleshy, chubby, or plump.
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