Minivan

The fat friend in the group.

"Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan." - Kayne West

Minivan by LBTMFATMRCLEAN February 22, 2008

minivan

Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.

I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.

minivan by Sean February 1, 2005

Minivan

The fat girl, usually spotted in a trio or quad group of girls. Minivans typically dress as if they were attractive. These swift moving, fast talking creatures will stay close to an attractive girl, and live of playing as a cock block

"Yo Stacy was lookin good today, so I felt like I should holla at her for a change. I got her attention but that damn MINIVAN parked in front of her."

"Why is that MINIVAN wearing a skirt, nobody needs to see that."

Minivan by anonymous1uno February 29, 2008

Minivan

Similar to the shocker (2 in the coin slot, 1 in the balloon knot), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist in the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted to take a ride in the minivan?

Minivan by millertime32 October 3, 2009

Minivan

Similar to the shocker (2 in the vertical smile, 1 going the extra mile or 2 in the ham curtains, 1 in the hurtin's), the act of putting 2 fingers in the coin slot and a fist in the balloon knot. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted a ride in the minivan?

Minivan by millertime32 October 6, 2009

Mexican Minivan

The act of sticking two fingers in a woman's vagina while your friend double-fists the ass. Hence there are two in the front, 10 in the back.

wanna give bridget a mexican minivan with me?

Mexican Minivan by bitch mancini February 20, 2011

packing a minivan 

Having anal sex with a soccer Milf

Last night I was totally packing a minivan

packing a minivan by George Mcmahan March 12, 2008