5 definitions by millertime32

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Similar to the shocker (2 in the coin slot, 1 in the balloon knot), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist in the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted to take a ride in the minivan?
by millertime32 October 02, 2009
Similar to the shocker (2 in the vertical smile, 1 going the extra mile or 2 in the ham curtains, 1 in the hurtin's), the act of putting 2 fingers in the coin slot and a fist in the balloon knot. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.
Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted a ride in the minivan?
by millertime32 October 06, 2009
Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, and are real head turners. Man is cougar's number one prey!
Cougar Formula: Younger Age > Older Age/2 + 7
by millertime32 October 03, 2009
Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. Cougars are True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, and are real head turners. Man is cougar's number one prey!
Cougar Formula: Younger Age > Older Age/2 + 7
by millertime32 October 03, 2009
Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. She will not play the usual B.S. games that women in their early 20’s participate in. Cougars are sick of her same-age counterparts which are usually hairless, have big guts, and have the TV remote control attached to their hands. True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, and are real head turners. “Man is cougar's number one prey" (see The Graduate)
Cougar Formula: Younger Age > Older Age/2 + 7 yrs
by millertime32 October 02, 2009
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