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The most amazing species on the world, short and cute.
"aww midget! your so adorable!"
midget by jadeeyx June 1, 2009
a unit of measurement. 3 feet tall and 64 lbs.
I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and a half midgets
midget by jewcakes44 February 12, 2010
Usually about 4 foot 2 when they're ten and very curious species. They do maths on alpacas and hate Asians.
Damn, Jacob Sartorious is like a midget.
Midget by AlpacaBinTea May 9, 2018
Midgets have a huge biological advantage since they have night vision.
Im gonna go hunting with a midget since they have noght vision.
Midget by Salsa dude398412 March 31, 2019
This person is usually fucking bad at video games, often making his character look tall just to feel tall. To find them just try looking down.
Troy is a fucking midget

When I saw Troy running I thaught it was a midget
Midget by Memes are my bitch April 24, 2019
“Christens a midget”
Midget by ChristenMirandaHater101 November 20, 2019