midget

-an interestingly annoying creature who does nothing but follow people around and repeating after them.
-usually is only 4 feet tall, with serious bucked front teeth and a shrieking laughter to boot

That midget classmate of mine is so annoying I'm not surprised if her mum decided to haul her onto the oncoming train.

by errkk January 04, 2005

midget

freakishly short people, dwarfs, often hilarious.

midgetisism has various types and intensities.

HAHAHAHAHA that midget is hilarious. (said by me while watching man show)

by justin March 27, 2004

midget

A man of small stature...

...Thomas Brock Jones

Guy 1: Holy shit that dude's a midget!

Guy 2: Yea He's like a little Brock Jones

by NG-6 February 22, 2008

midget

a person that eats ur pie and ur cookies and ur brain!!! someone u need to kill!!! they are evil!!!

kill that midget its evil!!!

by midget hater June 06, 2005

midget

a short person, under 4 foot 10 inches, prefer being called a dwarf,(not that we care), like to kick butts,very annoying

all the little midgets around the world are gathering to figure out how to kick butts the easiest- watch out world- here come the midgets!!!!!!!!

by lalalala May 07, 2005

midget

A very small guy/gal normally very cocky, loud and hyper alot of the time very attractive to the opposite sex

ME filling up space

by Lil Tim March 29, 2004

midget

1) An erect penis or dick that is small in size
2) A penis that is short with very little girth
3) A waste of time for a sexual experience
4) A penis that is shorter than the balls
5) Something that can give you nightmares

"Girl don't mess with him, he's working with a midget!"
"Look at the midget, he's just a little baby!"

by Blkfroggy June 28, 2006