1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.
2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.
2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.
1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.
2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.
2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017
I completely forgot about the big meeting today, but I was able to massage the donut-- the boss even complemented that pie graph I put together at the last minute.
by Nive7 June 2, 2010
When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.
by VPforVP April 19, 2012
A place where you get a massage but most commonly refers to a whore house in disguise of a legitimate massage business. Usually if you see a run down building in the shady part of town with a neon sign saying "MASSAGE", chances are its a rub and tug joint.
by tdan December 12, 2004
The Australian Massage is the action of massaging the 'Land Down Under'
This is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base.
This is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base.
Tom gave Stacy an Australian Massage in the front seat of his car.
After a long Australian Massage, Jane was juiced up and ready to go.
Alice gives the greatest Australian massages ever, don't you think?
After a long Australian Massage, Jane was juiced up and ready to go.
Alice gives the greatest Australian massages ever, don't you think?
by TresM March 6, 2011
When a sex partner inserts a finger in a male's anus and gently massages the prostate during felatio or other sexual acts
by Colo Guy August 14, 2011
A vigorous kneading or rubbing of one person's body, most frequently the shoulders and back, by the hands of a friend or acquaintance. Usually exchanged between college or high school students with seemingly platonic motivations. Sometimes preceded by a light comfort stroke of reassurance.
Joe: "Boy, you look sore, Sarah. Why don't I help relax those achy muscles?" <Moves to place his hands on her shoulders>
Sarah: "No dice - I can see through your pathetic attempt at a college massage, Joe, and I'm not interested."
Sarah: "No dice - I can see through your pathetic attempt at a college massage, Joe, and I'm not interested."
by TUnit April 1, 2008