Maroon 5

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.

Joe: My girlfriend's into fisting, but she's on the rag.

Brad: Dude, just maroon 5 her, it'll be great!

by TeamJacobFTW June 08, 2011

Maroon 5

When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia

I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.

by Versatilebeats September 10, 2020

Maroon 5

New group that has lyrics about sexual situations. Latest album about lead singer's ex-girlfriend.

Person: Hey do you listen to Maroon 5?
Me: Yeah, they're good. But have you read their lyrics lately?

by army_azn January 11, 2005

Maroon 5

Maroon 5 are so fuckin gorgeous and i luv em to death. I can listen to there cd ova and ova agen and neva get bored. they're so hot and their music is so meaningful. I saw them wen they came to adelaide and they totally rocked tha Thebby. i was so close i could taste the sweat coming off of Adam Levine.

There's only one thing to say about them "absolute hunks"

by K_J March 07, 2005

Maroon 5

A rock band that adds a "poppy" "swingish" feel to their music. And its got some funk to it. The band is popular for their music, not looks because the whole band is ugly. But they can really play some good music.

Wow I went to a maroon 5 concert and it was tight.

by Myra Mains August 16, 2004

Maroon 5

A man poking a female's ass with five fingers and kissing the girl on the lips.

A cute girl walked by a guy and the guy saw her ass and thought it was cute, so he poked it (i.e. a "Maroon 5") with his five fingers and kissed her.

by gizmo19961 July 03, 2009

Maroon 5

A band that used to be good before the 2010s

Maroon 5: This Love, released in 2002 (Rocks)
Maroon 5: Don't Wanna Know, released in 2017 (Sucks)

by HerobrineHunter May 04, 2018