A ladder is suspended between two supports. A chick lies down on the ladder. There are 8 guys (Tennessee is bordered by 8 states.), positioned as follows:
-One tit-fucking.
-Two receiving fellatio
-One performing anal sex.
-One performing vaginal sex.
-Two receiving hand jobs.
-One receiving a foot job.
-One tit-fucking.
-Two receiving fellatio
-One performing anal sex.
-One performing vaginal sex.
-Two receiving hand jobs.
-One receiving a foot job.
by vanillagirl69 February 15, 2010
When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.
Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!
by Stevohawking July 24, 2015
The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.
"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."
by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009
when you ram it into a girls ass and then also jam it into her vagina then piss all over them titties!
by poptart14 March 8, 2011
when a lady is trying to poop on your chest and your friend forces it back in with his wiener and you get your buddies to help him with their wieners
Carly came over after cinco de quatro and was trying to empty her money bin on my chest but Chester and his friends gave her the old Alabama log jam and that was the end of her.
by Uncle Screwj May 6, 2017
by Blake Miniard October 16, 2008
Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.
by Lawdog454 August 13, 2018