llama

a hairy animal found usually on farms. Often will spit if they feel nervous around people or other animals. Not to be confused with guns that are talked about in many rap songs

Dude that llama today spit all over my face! I'll kill!

by Jake Clam Sant December 28, 2008

llama

A llama is not high comedy.

llama! hahahahahahahha llama llama llama llama's are so funny ahhahaa same as cheese cheese is funny and monkeys are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha! llama!

by Morgan! July 23, 2007

llama

the coolest animal in the world...i even took a llama care class at my camp once!

dude 1
"the llama almost spit on me"
dude 2
"That sounds like bad"
dude 1
"it smelled REALLY bad"

by weeeeeeeeeeeeed July 16, 2008

llama

n) a mammal formed by either creation or by evolution to keep the unrenewable resource of animal-based saliva in good supply. llamas breed by exchanging saliva and casual glances. homosexuality is rife among llamas, as is confusion, as is a drop in their population. hug a llama today, from the back is safer.

"hey billy, why don't you go hug a llama?"
"i already have a girlfriend!!"
"oh, but they need your help - they are dying out you see..."

by SquashedDuck December 04, 2007

llama

Llama's are NOT related to camels and do not look like sheep....
and they are not pets.

Llamas found in chester zoo

by g_man12 March 01, 2009

llama

a hairy mammal that tends to spit on people

it is very sexy

I've pet a very sexy llama at a farm

by sexyllamalover September 12, 2009

llama

A person who gives oral sex or the act of giving oral sex.

My boyfriend is a llama. He gives me llamas in the backseat of his Escort.

I cheated on my boyfriend, i gave his best friend a llama. I have Llama Drama. Also known as LlamaPalooza.

Peace.Love.&.Llamas.

Your Momma's a Llama.

by Cotton Hoe & Elah Baby May 04, 2008