kiss my dick

Act of kissing a dick. Saying kiss my dick when simply saying kiss my ass won't get you point across. You are upset and disappointed

Hey Bro. UPS dropped a package off for you but it looks too small for it to be 60" TV!
Disappointed and upset you reply "kiss my dick"

by Todos mamons March 6, 2016

Kiss My Tip

When someone is hating on you. Kissing the tip of your dick

Hating PPL: Man thats an ugly ass jersey
You: Man... Kiss my tip.....

by Young Chappelle July 23, 2006

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

Verb; to get so completely wasted that you turn into a white girl from the class of 2011 that cannot handle her alcohol.

"Omg stacy did you see how kiss my ashed kelly was last night? She was talking to a potato and thought she was talking to a mirror"

by mr bigglesworth June 16, 2014

Used as and insult or joke but taken seriously by certain ppl

Yoo Johnny kiss my balls son

A Phrase mainly used by foreigners to show their appreciation for their family and friends

by FertileOrphans January 17, 2022

to kiss one's grits (grits are located between the toes); a saying that means something like kiss my ass, but more old-fashioned

Amanda: yer a dork
Jason: kiss my grits

by Amandoid March 6, 2004