Verb (from Star Trek): To seduce or otherwise have sex with an alien babe. This can also be applied to other genders, but always denotes a measure of conquest on behalf of the party who is kirking the other.
It's hard to name a Sci-Fi male lead who hasn't kirked a bevy of multi-colored tail.
Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.
Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.
by Ensign Redshirt January 3, 2008
The best guy in the whole world, and if you're lucky he will jack your dibs. This is a very pleasant experience, and Kirk will always get the job done.
I love when Kirk jacks my dibs.
The best day in the world is when you get a little kirkin and dib jackin action.
The best day in the world is when you get a little kirkin and dib jackin action.
by eschuetz April 19, 2010
A slang term used when referring to Costco's brand of beer, Kirkland Light Beer. This 48 case of can beer is only $20 and will liven up any party. Many use the term Kirk as a verb, adjective, and noun. Most commonly substituted into rap lyrics, and fits into every song imaginable. It is also a term of endearment that can be used in any Hallmark Card.
Everyday life example: "Let's get Kirked up!!"
Pick-up Line Examply: My friends and I were sitting by the pool one day and say a beautiful woman in a pink bikini walk past. I politely said "I'd Kirk that". We have a date next Tuesday.
Song Substitution Example: "I like the way you Kirk it, no diggity. Gotta Kirk it up"
Pick-up Line Examply: My friends and I were sitting by the pool one day and say a beautiful woman in a pink bikini walk past. I politely said "I'd Kirk that". We have a date next Tuesday.
Song Substitution Example: "I like the way you Kirk it, no diggity. Gotta Kirk it up"
by sloanewentlong June 19, 2015
The most precious boy in the world. He has the cutest smile, and he is absolutely perfect. He is the kind of guy every girl dreams of having. When you get the amazing privilege of being able to call him yours you'll be the happiest girl in the world. His love is all you'll ever need to feel complete. He is soooo amazing. He is a keeper. ;)
I love youuu, Kirk you're my everything!!
by Buddybud76 March 4, 2019
to have sex with alot of really hot girls. coming from the greek "Kirkios"
it's short form "kirk" means "to penetrate"
it's short form "kirk" means "to penetrate"
"wow, that girl's hot" "you know kirk fucked her, eh?"
"nice ass on her, i bet there's been some kirk in there
"nice ass on her, i bet there's been some kirk in there
by Kurtis P-K HIMSELF January 29, 2005
by D. Kirk Anderson March 7, 2004