itunes 

A stupidly large program developed by Apple Computer, whose purpose is to take control of your music and your Ipod in an extremely irritating fashion, while blocking anything you want to do, and instead executing what Apple Computer wants you to do.

ok dear PC, now lets try to transfer this file into my... huh? what is this crap? just save it! ... mmmmh again.... where the hell... damn.. NO!! .... aaaaaaAAAAGH... FUCK YOU ITUNES FUCK YOU APPLE!!

itunes by miguelrdz November 1, 2008

Zombie iTunes

When iTunes keeps re-opening even after you've closed it.

Zombie iTunes is back again. I'm going to have to restart my computer.

Zombie iTunes by andthemonster June 5, 2011

Itunes Compulsive Disorder

An obsessive compulsive disorder that occurs while editing one's itunes. (making sure albums have cover pictures, artists tittles are correctly spelled, all words are punctually efficient). (itcd)

Greg: it just took me two hours to download all those jewel cds.

James: well it probably would have took less if you didn't search for the single album covers, i think you have itunes compulsive disorder.

Itunes Compulsive Disorder by SphilaJC89 October 9, 2009

iTunes binge

When you purchases an outrageous number of songs on iTunes one after the other when you original intention was to only purchase one song.

"I spent $68 on my last iTunes binge when all I wanted was the new Kills song."

iTunes binge by GregTheKeg February 18, 2009

iTunes 

A bloated music player by Apple that does not support Windows Media files. It is required to install iTunes if you want to even get 1 song on your iPod, iPhone or iPad, unless you're running Linux, where you can get libimobiledevice which allows you to manage iOS devices in Linux.

*iTunes has crashed*

Me: Bloated piece of shit. All I want to do is transfer my songs to my iPod touch...

iTunes by Well I'm Not You, Am I? October 14, 2011

itunes 

A stupid ass music downloading programme run by Apple in order to get songs onto your iPod. At 79p per track, it would cost me around £3950 to fill my iPod.

79p per track? Fuck that.

itunes by Biddy August 4, 2005

iTunes alphabetical order 

Alphabetic order that ignores last names, as is used on iTunes.

"Shouldn't John Mayer be in the 'M' section of your CD organizer?"
"No man, I've got them in iTunes alphabetical order."

iTunes alphabetical order by Duke Bag February 29, 2008