hypocrite 

A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.

"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."

hypocrite by Smokey October 28, 2003

hypocrite 

1: A person who fails to practice what they preach
2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.

Man: You kid! Stop pickin' your nose!
Kid: but your pic...
Man: Don't make me tell you twice!

hypocrite by Pig Pen September 2, 2004

hypocrite 

My Father/ most parents

Me: Stop talking shit
Him: Don't fuckin' swear you stupid little bitch, you're a horrible person and I hate you SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Me: it's good to feel loved... HYPOCRITE

hypocrite by Calamity Bec May 17, 2008

hypocrite 

a person who says one thing, but does another

Jackie is such as hypocrite. She says she hates bands with women in them, yet she likes Killing Heidi. That band has a woman in it. What a hypocrite.

hypocrite by Karen Stickney July 16, 2006

hypocrite 

Someone who says one thing in an argument, then turns their back on what they said.

Kelly:"Ha ha, white girl can't jump, you!"
Sonya:"Hey, dumb fuck, you looked in the mirror lately, you are white!"

hypocrite by Sonya September 23, 2003

hypocrite 

One who criticizes for doing something then turns around and does the very thing to which he was objecting.

Saying that people need to get the sand out of their vagina for being too strict about following the rules and then being a douche a minute later in order to prove a baseless point.

hypocrite by Angry Mob April 24, 2005

hypocrite 

One who feigns qualities or morals they do not truthfully possess.

"Why do morons try to tell each-other that hypocrite literally means 'One who does something that he tells other people not to do'? Don't they know how to read a real fucking dictionary?"

hypocrite by The Dark Lord Penisface January 1, 2006