Hoobastank

A Rock and Roll band that's really very bland. The next CREED. (Only they don't get the Creed offical Flag Award for SUCKING.) Despite that, they have the best Rock and Roll name since Uncle Cracker.

The Album is in a blank, all white CD holder with black text labeled "GENERIC ROCK."

by G-Union June 23, 2004

Hoobastank

A band that is compared to Incubus by people who don't actually know anything about either band.

Hoobastank owns you all.

by JiaXue November 23, 2003

Hoobastank

A band that has sucked so much cock that their name has now become a choice word for penis.

Man, Long Dong Silver has the biggest Hoobastnk i have ever seen!!

by SMQ April 25, 2005

Hoobastank

Proper Noun:

1. The middle name of our lord and savior, Jesus Hoobastank Christ

2. Hoobastank is an American rock band formed in 1994 in Agoura Hills, California, by lead vocalist Doug Robb, guitarist Dan Estrin, drummer Chris Hesse, and original bassist Markku Lappalainen. They were signed to Island Records from 2001 to 2012 and have released six albums and one extended play to date. Wikipedia
Genre: Rock, Alternative rock, Nu metal, Hard rock, Punk rock, Post-grunge, Alternative metal, Pop-punk, More
Origin: Agoura Hills, California, U.S
First single: Crawling in the Dark
Also known as: Hoobustank (1994–2001)

Jesus Hoobastank Christ!

Oh man, did you go to the Hoobastank concert?!

by Trixie Bellaruse April 6, 2023

Hoobastank

A venereal disease.

"One in ever four adults in America have contracted Hoobastank."

by Blague Czar November 21, 2021

Hoobastank

A person who is breast fed until they are in their teens

He's still on the tit, definitely still a hoobastank

by Nocigar January 6, 2018

Hoobastank

A good Band that got famous from their worst song "the reason" i do admit the reason is not the best song in the world but the rest of their songs are The Shit in other words AWESOME BAND DOWNLOAD THEIR GOOD SONGS!!

guy1- I HATE THE REASON By Hoobastank!!

guy2- yea tell me about it why do they overplay a crap song like that ova and ova and ova

guy1- because they dont know what music people actually like

guy2- omg have you heard their other songs they sound completely different!!

guy1- i think ill see what they are really like :)

by ScH0F13LD January 19, 2008