by hfbc August 31, 2006
by sandness February 19, 2011
"Hey Jim, how'd it go last night with Stacy?"
"Eh."
"What happened?"
"She's no HJ Artist. It was like she was shucking corn."
"Ouch."
"Eh."
"What happened?"
"She's no HJ Artist. It was like she was shucking corn."
"Ouch."
by CarthOnasi April 7, 2007
by deeman#1 March 7, 2011
A person that gives handjobs very often.
A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.
A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.
Rob: This ice cream is damn good bish!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!
by PPK Beast April 4, 2009
A stereotypically fugly Hungry Jack's employee. Usually found working on the drive-through so as to keep more distance between it and the customer.
"Check out HJ Rancid there in the drive-through."
by Proctor July 10, 2004