The archipelago where the racist Trumpists plan to find an alternative place to escape in case the United States becomes “overturned by China”, only to find that they get an unexpected return back to America since Hawaii was already admitted as a U.S. state back in 1959.
“Dang it, Joe Biden won the presidency! We need to get our U.S. passport and escape to the country of Hawaii!”
“Wait...the American flag? Why is it even here on these magnificent islands? Sleepy Joe must be held responsible.”
“Wait...the American flag? Why is it even here on these magnificent islands? Sleepy Joe must be held responsible.”
by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021
The largest university in Hawaii. UHM is home to wanna-be influencers, potheads, hippies, and students looking for a 1-year vacation on daddies money before transferring.
I go to the Univeristy of Hawaii because I want to take insta pics to make my friends at other colleges jealous.
by @the_freshman_club February 12, 2022
Oh Sally this feels so goooood " what the he**" what did you do it feels like a damn Hawaii pipeline?. Sorry I forgot to tell you I put icy hot on.
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by Thotiana 69,420 December 13, 2017
Steve: Damn, Chris was supposed to be here 2 hours ago, WTF!!!
Jimmy: Shit, you know homeboy is from Maui. He's on his own schedule, he's on "Hawaii time".
3 hours later....
Chris: Yo, what up brudda? You wanna go surf?
Jimmy: Shit, you know homeboy is from Maui. He's on his own schedule, he's on "Hawaii time".
3 hours later....
Chris: Yo, what up brudda? You wanna go surf?
by TCB420 April 13, 2016