Hamburger

An inhabitant of the German port city of Hamburg
He is from Hamburg; A real Hamburger!
by anonimously December 28, 2005
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hamburg

The best place to live in boring germany.
An ancient harbor city, where u can party almost every day.
It´s quite clean, diverse, polite and open to anyone
from anywhere. Just grab an Astra-Beer and have a seat at the
bar. Overall a tolerant place, where the cops don´t
bother peaceful potheads while on patrol.

Famous Reeperbahn redlight-district included.
"Hamburg meine Perle, Du wunderschoene Stadt!"
by Weltregierung January 12, 2008
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The Hamburger

A penis trick in which you fold your dingy between and under your beanbag. Proceed to hold it there and twist the entire unit as a whole. Now your dingy should be between your balls in the horizontal position. If done right the outcome will strikingly resemble a hamburger. Comes with a sesame seed bun.
by the one and only brad January 23, 2004
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hamburgering

when you stick hamburgers into random peoples mail boxes.
megan: kayla, what did you get in the mail today?
kayla: a steeming hot hamburger!! : i think someone is hamburgering me
by kool-whip June 07, 2009
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Hamburgence

(noun; pronounced: ham-BURR-jenss) Hamburgence is a physiologically-induced state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent OVERFILL of - specifically - incredibly fatty foods: primarily hamburgers.

The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached a plainly obvious state of.... HAMBURGENCE.

As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act, thereby surrendering to his body's fat-saturated, blubbery condition - albeit temporarily.

He is hamburgent; hamburgent he is.
Johnny: "We should hit the road now, if we're going to make it to the hotel in time to check in."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"

Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."
by Astral Dissection November 18, 2011
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Hamburger

A sandwich that wanted to be cool so it took steroids and became the super delicious massive pile of awesome that many humans eat to this very day.
Man I just ate the best hamburger.
by ChocolateFungi August 18, 2014
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