Guam

Guam is a beautiful island, Although small, it's the largest island in Micronesia. Guam is cool, Guam is hot! It's a place on earth where you can never go hungry! where the people are very friendly, and down to earth. Its where America's Day Begins. As for how the island looks just go to google images type in.. Guam. There is no place like Guam! All year long it feels like summer! It's where the local people greet you with Hafa Adai it's a warm welcome. There's so many hot girls!

Im looking for a nice island like Guam.

by bridgebuilder January 8, 2012

guam

Any place really far away, whether or not it's really "the" Guam.

A: Where did Mike go for that exchange student thing?
B: Guam.

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

Guam

To go on a walk

‘Let’s go on a Guam to tesco’

by Bangbangpriv February 25, 2018

Guam

hot ass wide receiver that won’t miss a ball and although he might be gay that doesn’t stop him from being an absolute lady slayer

I thought Guam was gay untill he fucked my mom :(

by Kyle is a Jew December 7, 2019

Guam

A tropical island in the Pacific inhabited by a primitive people who wear grass skirts, live in huts on the beach, make human sacrifices to their local deity, and eat the unsuspecting American tourists that come to visit... according to American mainlanders that have never even been to Guam.

Note: Guamanians will not actually eat you... unless you piss them off. Otherwise, they'll probably feed you kick-ass barbecue and you'll live happily ever after.

Dan: Hey, is Harry back from his island vacation in Guam yet?
John: No. Did you hear?
Dan: What?
John: They used him for a sacrifice and then they ate his body.
Dan: Holy sh*t!

Harry: Hey guys, what's up?

by ImFromGuam September 2, 2012

guam

this means "Very cool" and it wasstarted in Mrs. O'Day's 5th period History class by Isaac.

That is, like, SOOO guam!!!

by *Lisa* May 3, 2005

Guam

An island that has fantastic beaches, great food and friendly natives. Fact: The island has over a million Japanese vacationers a year. Very significant considering the size of the island, which is approximately 212 sq miles. Guam is overrun by other nationalities because of unintelligent and noninclusive wording within US immigration laws, which do nothing for small islands. Fact: the natives hold less than half of the entire population. A place where a severe lack of foresight and planning by the USA has resulted in a welfare dependency for many islanders. Fact: Many public assistance programs available in the US, are available to locals as well. Guam is a small island where the shit crap America is known for around the world- is most evident. Case and point- The diet has changed significantly, since the arrival of the American high-fat/fast food diet. Much of hard working values instilled in their culture has disappeared in place of the "couch potato" culture of the US. Many of the natives no longer hold traditional lands, due to the land grab of the US Military during the post-WWII era. This has led to many impoverished natives who were forced to resort to land squatting or renting. The entire world calls America dumb, except for America itself. America calls Guam dumb. Guam, along with the entire world calls America dumb. Does anyone else see the irony of this?

USA: Guam? Is that the shit hole island that nobody likes and is full of lazy, fat, dumb idiots?
WORLD: Um...you fucken idiot America. Why did you just describe yourself? Please shut up, you substandard scoring, uneducated, imbred 13 colonies hick.
USA: Fuck you! I'm a big, bad, war machine! I'll kill you all!
RUSSIA: Try it, bitch... I still have all my cold war missiles.
CHINA: Try it, bitch... You already owe me billions. I got you by the balls with my kung fu grip.
Guam: Anyone want BBQ? It's delicious. America gave me a welfare check for taking all my land. Stupid America....

by anothrdumbmnlnder January 9, 2012