An adjective also used to describe people would often do NOT vaccinate themselves or their children. Granola women often home birth and sometimes home school their children.
1. The granola family did not inject poisons into their children, thus protecting them from autism and other mental illnesses bought on by vaccines.
2. That crunchy granola didn't get the flu shot and never got sick. I got the vaccine and got the flu a week later!
2. That crunchy granola didn't get the flu shot and never got sick. I got the vaccine and got the flu a week later!
by A non-vaxing mom November 8, 2008
A middle age/late age suburbian white man or woman
The term "Granola" for this specific description originates from the nut and oat clusters called 'Granola Bars', which are a favorite of health fanatics and joggers around the U.S.
Generally characterized by:
- Jogging in a suburban park
- Wearing a sweater with the sleeves around their neck
- Bubbly and effervescant nature
The term "Granola" for this specific description originates from the nut and oat clusters called 'Granola Bars', which are a favorite of health fanatics and joggers around the U.S.
Generally characterized by:
- Jogging in a suburban park
- Wearing a sweater with the sleeves around their neck
- Bubbly and effervescant nature
by MackDeezNuts December 24, 2006
1. If you run out you can go get some in your Toyota Corolla.
2. Be careful not to get any on your feather boa.
3. You can eat some while while climbing to the top of Krakatoa.
4. Do you remember from the 80's the Ayatollah Assahola?
2. Be careful not to get any on your feather boa.
3. You can eat some while while climbing to the top of Krakatoa.
4. Do you remember from the 80's the Ayatollah Assahola?
by Krakky McKraken November 13, 2007
by Can Ox April 7, 2008
All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.
by AGRODEO July 12, 2014
A person (male or female) who enjoys hiking, canoeing and other outdoors-y things. They often can be seen drinking out of a Camelbak, wearing tie-dye, wearing Chacos, and eating trail mix. They're the type of people you see hiking in the mountains of the United States or backpacking across other countries for long periods of time.
My sister is a professional camp counselor. She runs the hiking classes-- she is such a granola girl.
by BRoyce September 2, 2013
granola girls, but sluttier. they like hiking and biking and nature, but wear short-shorts and crop tops. they eat natural foods because it’s good for you but also to keep that figure slim. most likely accompanied by a granola boy, whom they are probably dating, or have known since their very first year in summer camp. granola hoes don’t wear a lot of makeup, they are naturally really pretty, and a lot of boys find them attractive. they own hydroflasks with stickers from places they have hiked at, and tie friendship bracelets to the lids of them. they also use kanken backpacks in a pastel shade, and own either the green or purple iphone 11. granola hoes are usually found on trails, which are their natural habitat. catch one if you can.
by simp for you June 21, 2020