Wank germs

When a male masturbates and ejaculates all over his hand, the pesky little germs are called wank germs and he will forever be contaminated with them, and girls can sense them from a mile away

Girl: Max don't touch me, you have wank germs
Max: Its not just me, every guy has them

by maxipad101 April 11, 2016

Germ Haven

A germ haven is a public drinking fountain.

Don't go near the germ haven in Walmart no matter how dehydrated you are.

by Zoie Snow January 3, 2009

Germ Donor

Germ Donor:(Not to be mistaken with Sperm Donor) During the cold season,when someone coughs or sneezes in a public area, germs invariably follow and latch onto the nearest unknowing receiver.

Matt: Cough, cough...Ugh I've got a tewwible code.
Jay: I know, cover your damn mouth you Germ Donor.
Matt: Sowwy...

by King Jay January 7, 2009

germ man

a dirty german

hitler is a germ man

by ditzyteen69 January 29, 2017

Germ stream

The trail of air surrounding or following a person or, in a windy situation, the air in which a person just was that has now blown in another direction. Also see cough stream.

Honey, don’t drive the boat through that person’s germ stream. Steer clear of that person’s germ stream by walking a wide distance around where they were.

by Asafe123 May 20, 2020

dick germs

when a male ruts himself against an object, the said object will have his "dick germs". advised not to have any kind of physical contact with infected area.

.. : why're you running rounds just because someone's chasing you with a broomstick ?
.. : that broom is infested with dick germs !!

by cremapie August 25, 2021

Blue Germs

A person whom identifies as going to the primary school Brindle St Joseph’s

Ugh look at those idiot blue germs

by FactsByMwa July 5, 2021