geometry 

(n)

1. A mind-numbing class which will leave any student's head spinning.

2. What Kagome hates above all else!

1. Teacher, will you please let me torch my geometry book?

2. "I hate geometry" - Kagome

geometry by RHS Student June 28, 2004

geometry 

- The stupidest and most pointless form of mathematics known to mankind. Known for making teenagers commit suicide for it's theorems, postulates, and proofs.

I just took a geometry test (cutting oneself), yeah it sucked.

geometry by hammerboycb October 21, 2010

Geometry 

A crazy, stupid way of torturing students and we can thank Pythagoras for that. people that teach geomatry are usually old, since no one cares about it now. once they die out, a.k.a. extinct, the human race shall be free!!!

Weee, look at meee i am pythagoras, a squared and b squared is ummmm... f squared, no wait... c squaredd... weeee!!!

Geometry by JoeyW July 14, 2005

Geometry 

(n)

A commonly used foreign language that is used in middle and high school.
It is also a word that means, "Confusion, Failing, Tears, Repetitive swearing."

Geometry is also commonly spoken by fast paced teachers who laugh at you when you don't understand something so apparently "easy."

Bob: Hey Tim, did you see that girl holding the geometry book?
Tim: Yes I did, that girl thinks geometry is used in everyday life.
Bob: That girl is in for a lot of tears, failing and repetitive swearing.

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Teacher: Geometry will be used in real life everyday.
Student: Give me an example then.
Teacher: ..You will use it to build a tree house.
Student: Because everyone needs a freaking tree house.

Geometry by Nightmare_Jarate July 8, 2014

Geometry 

The subject that some intelligent dumbfuck decided to implement into the math system as a way to destroy our grades, and to torture our mental state of mind.

Boy 1: Dude I fucking hate that subject in room 204!!
Boy 2: You mean geometry? Yeah that’s the worst fucking subject ever. Whoever decided to implemented that into the math system must be a stupid fucking asshole.

Geometry by InPoteex877 November 1, 2019

Geometry 

An absolute waste of your fucking time in school. After you graduate collage or something, why the fuck would you need to know how to measure the Earth?

(Geo=Earth, Metry=measurement, therefore, Geo+Metry= Measurement of the Earth)

Just why the hell do you need to know this shit if you want to be Bill Gates somebody tell me that!

Bob: Ugh, I fucking hate school!
Me: Why? I like school! Only thing is that fucked up math homework every teacher likes to torture kids with! Especially Geometry! God I fucking hate geometry so God damn much!
Bob: Stop bragging about what any normal kid knows you dumbass.

Geometry by AffectedMind March 8, 2020

geometry 

A VERY hard form of math that is very pointless and will never be used in real life. Involves all shapes and proofs. ugh

Mr. Braddock do we have anything geometry related today?
- No really nothing is geometry related because nothing relates to geometry because it is pointless

geometry by zeusROSS December 2, 2009