forking 

it's just like spooning, except the two people involved both have spiky hair

When Jamie Lee Curtis and former MTV veejay Simon Rex were dating, some nights they would go out on the town, other nights they'd just curl up in front of the tv for a tender night of forking.

forking by sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah October 20, 2009

Forking 

The game in which 5 people throw a fork in the air and try not to get hit, But then run to find it so they can then throw it. Can also be played with a spoon or with a knife, but can be more dangerous with knifes.

Owen: Anyone wanna go forking?
Luke: Yeah, lets fork?
Sophie: I've got the fork. Ready?

Forking by ThofBABES. March 18, 2009

forking 

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.

I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.

forking by saporiae November 5, 2011

Forking 

To stick thousands of plastic forks in someone else's lawn. A common tradition in the B'Nai B'rith Youth Organization. Usually leads to saran wrapping on ricing of the lawn.

Hey bro, you wanna go forking tonight? That bitch deserves it.

Forking by EverySingleAZA June 29, 2011

forking 

the act following spooning eventually leads to the act of knifing. from which there is no return. forkng can be indicated by the formation of a V (by the index and middle fingers) on each hand. place the V's together at the web betwen the fingers.

The other night, klo and loopy werespooning which of course led to forking, and we all know what happens then!

forking by Emry and Crash January 14, 2009

Forking 

To be confused or to be struggling with a binary choice.

"You're really forking me here prof, I mean I can't decide if I align with procedural or substantive theory" *wipes forehead*

Forking by Gordo986 March 7, 2018

forking 

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

forking by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003